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Saturday, January 22, 2011

End of Facebook on March 15th? Hoax!

Heard a story that Facebook is going to end on March 15th? You should take it with a pinch of salt.

A story is spreading like wildfire across Facebook this weekend, claiming that the world's most popular social network is closing on March 15th.

The reason? CEO Mark Zuckerberg claims that "managing [Facebook] has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness."

End of Facebook on March 15th?

PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March. Managing the site has become too stressful.

“Facebook has gotten out of control,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”

Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.

“After March 15th the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back after Facebook goes out of business.”

Monday, January 17, 2011

An idea can change your life!

Somebody once said: "An idea can change your life".
Sure. I agree.
Ravi Jay, An idea can change your life, A lady can change your idea
An idea can change your life!
Now, does this  "A lady can change your idea" sound more accurate?

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Instant Personalization on FaceBook

I saw this today on a friend´s status message

As of today, a new privacy setting called "Instant Personalization" that shares data with non-Facebook websites and it is automatically set to "Enable." 
Go to Account>Privacy Settings>Applications and Websites>Instant Personalization>
At bottom of page Edit Settings, and un-check "Enable". 

Just so you know, if your friends don't do this, they will be sharing information about you.

I checked my FB privacy settings and it was not automatically enabled.
So, this goes out to all the people who will panic --- I suspect there is anything to panic. Enable it if you are cool about Instant Personalization. Otherwise, do nothing!

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

My salary -- It is awesome. NOT!

Would you lie about your salary when asked for a figure during an interview? If your answer is YES, you are probably one of 23% candidates out there who go out on a limb and lie hoping that your new employer would never find out. The trouble is that your new employer would probably call your references and check it out anyway. So, does lying help?

If your answer is NO, you probably have not thought this through. Think again.

Monday, January 3, 2011

Lyrics to Taio cruz's Dynamite: Enjoy!

I came to dance, dance, dance, dance
I hit the floor 'Cause that's my, plans, plans, plans, plans
I'm wearing all my favourite Brands, brands, brands, brands
Give me space for both my hands, hands, hands, hands
You ... you

Cause it goes on and on and on
And it goes on and on and on

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
Saying AYO...
Gotta let go...
I wanna celebrate and live my life
Saying AYO...
Baby, let's go...

'Cause we gon' rock this club
We gon' go all night
We gon' light it up
Like it's dynamite
Cause I told you once
Now I told you twice
We gon' light it up
Like it's dynamite!

Women - explained

This is a candid way of explaining women. Engineers always strive for perfection and defining everything with numbers -- sometimes, they have funny consequences. 

Feast your eyes on this:

Women derived, Ravi Jay, definition of women

Parenting - Pencil and Eraser

Pencil : I'm sorry.

Ravi Jay, I'm sorry, Good parenting, Eraser, Pencil
Eraser : For what ? You didn't do anything wrong. 

Pencil : I'm sorry cos you get hurt because of me. Whenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller each time. 

Eraser : That's true. But I don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though one day, I know I'll be gone and you'll replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad. :)