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Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Two women talking in heaven

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.

But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Colplay fanclub pre-sale tickets


There will be a special ticket pre-sale for Coldplay online fans for each of the shows. To access it, click the links below at the date/time stated and enter the code MYLOXYLOTIX. The general sale will begin on Friday morning for all shows.

3 December - Glasgow, SECC
Pre-sale, 9.30am (UK time) on 22 Sept from here
General sale, 9.30am (UK time) on 23 Sept from here
Ticket prices: £47.50/£55/£65*

4 December - Manchester, MEN Arena
Pre-sale, 9.30am (UK time) on 22 Sept from here
General sale, 9.30am (UK time) on 23 Sept from here
Ticket prices: £47.50/£55/£65*

9 December - London, O2 Arena
Pre-sale, 9.30am (UK time) on 22 Sept from here